Migraine: You have reached migraine, I can't answer the phone right now because I'm busy causing hell... Leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*
Me: Hi, it's me, again. I'm just calling to find out what's going on?! I'm so tired of this constant pain, and I don't understand why you're being so resistant to the treatments I'm providing for you. You don't really need to call me back... just get on board and make some changes for the better... please! Oh yea, if you feel like just leaving, you know... FOREVER... that's alright by me!
